2011-02-25 - come over some time & see me
2011-02-23 - let's not say goodbye
2011-02-10 - the Rachel Zoe collection
2011-02-04 - I feel happy today
2011-01-25 - the tiny snow stalker
2011-01-17 - meanwhile, ten years later...
2010-12-23 - numbers one through seven
2010-12-13 - stress package
2010-12-10 - mustardy
2010-11-16 - recovering
2010-11-15 - Antibiotics, as it turns out, are not the fifth food group
2010-11-11 - yarn and knitting talk
2010-11-10 - grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner, I think
2010-11-04 - I got that boom boom POW
2010-10-12 - a haphazard selection
2010-10-08 - let's use sonar instead
2010-10-06 - six things to tell you
2010-09-21 - photo intensive
2010-09-09 - one two three
2010-09-08 - prescription FAIL
2010-08-25 - Happy vs Less Happy
2010-08-18 - but he let that barking dog off with a warning
2010-08-12 - prepared
2010-08-10 - you test me I test you right back
2010-08-04 - The Infirms
2010-07-29 - squinting = not acceptable
2010-07-13 - ring ring!
2010-07-08 - muddle-brained
2010-07-01 - cruel summer
2010-06-30 - all the colors of achievement
2010-06-24 - the Zelig of the food world
2010-06-14 - without me he would just be a head
2010-06-11 - the bees want my son to dehydrate
2010-06-02 - trying
2010-06-01 - she's not dead yet
2010-05-26 - cherries are delicious
2010-05-11 - low-grade spring fevers
2010-04-21 - let's talk about me for a change (insert wry face here)
2010-04-15 - more stupid health stuff
2010-04-12 - solid potato salad
2010-03-23 - the first three days
2010-03-10 - I can't even imagine the vicious glaring I'd have gotten
2010-03-01 - la mujer corre
2010-02-26 - really? Chauncy?
2010-02-23 - I like to picture Jesus as a mischievous badger
2010-02-17 - impending besweateredness
2010-02-12 - googly eyes office supplies
2010-02-04 - the little piggy who had none
2010-01-29 - once again boredom leads to trouble
2010-01-21 - I love We Love Colors
2010-01-14 - it's a new dawn, it's a new day
2009-12-21 - some mewvies for you
2009-12-11 - a lesser known Grimm's fairy tale
2009-12-08 - mango curry for lunch
2009-11-18 - knocking it out
2009-11-13 - the ultimate age
2009-11-10 - this is our last dance, this is ourselves
2009-11-03 - not a unisex
2009-10-30 - today I wore a mustache for a few hours; it was fun
2009-10-24 - Esther gets fed
2009-10-23 - testimonial
2009-10-22 - shingles belle
2009-10-06 - they had like a 200 page rulebook!
2009-09-25 - whirlwind
2009-09-16 - the all clear
2009-09-11 - awful way to start a Friday
2009-09-04 - nobody but you thinks that's funny, Universe
2009-08-31 - the living scarf
2009-08-30 - weekend report, with pictures
2009-08-28 - a few things
2009-08-19 - Tardis: Check
2009-08-18 - could you please pass me my Ensure? it's next to my new phone
2009-08-17 - upgrade
2009-07-31 - shall...we play...a game?
2009-07-29 - meat man no more
2009-07-22 - like regular slash, but bacony
2009-07-14 - boys need not read. or girls, for that matter. basically anyone who's prone to queasiness.
2009-07-09 - my new favorite store that I haven't actually bought anything at yet
2009-07-08 - the tragic popcorn fire
2009-07-07 - back to the beginning
2009-07-06 - it's really hard to sleep through a fireworks show
2009-07-05 - surprise!
2009-07-01 - checking in
2009-06-02 - catty
2009-06-01 - Shark visit
2009-05-29 - sandwich dinner
2009-05-06 - it would be like a time-release practical joke
2009-04-22 - it came to me when I was showering
2009-04-16 - the grief goes on
2009-04-15 - Lucy
2009-04-08 - first world problems
2009-03-27 - up to speed
2009-03-24 - housey
2009-03-20 - meow. meow. meow. meow. staying alive
2009-03-16 - "special" membership card
2009-03-11 - boggling
2009-03-09 - belt lover
2009-03-06 - dream squash
2009-02-24 - the murderous GPS
2009-02-11 - beingness. doingness. not being impatientness
2009-02-09 - mice are probably jerks
2009-02-06 - a right turn at Albuquerque
2009-01-30 - we'll throw our nets out into the sea
2009-01-29 - or brownies, maybe. still in the cookie family
2009-01-28 - gold baby head
2009-01-23 - beach grazing
2009-01-21 - that's Ms. Pissypants, if you please
2009-01-16 - three days in heaven
2009-01-09 - wearing my Tuffskins floodpants
2009-01-06 - act now
2008-12-31 - for my new anonymous friend from Spring Lake
2008-12-30 - harnessing the power of capital letters
2008-12-26 - belated happy holidays
2008-12-13 - very stuffy
2008-12-07 - Attention Juan: I just bought another camera
2008-12-06 - hello, it's been awhile
2008-11-25 - person of not a lot to say
2008-11-23 - love for our troops
2008-11-20 - another year older
2008-11-13 - it's the good kind of sloth
2008-11-07 - seeking grant funding
2008-11-05 - si, se puede
2008-11-03 - Bad Gut, chapter four
2008-10-29 - Jen!
2008-10-27 - Eva turdy hands
2008-10-24 - I want Vietnamese food for dinner
2008-10-21 - various things swallowed or to be swallowed
2008-10-15 - discouraged
2008-10-13 - a case of the Mondays
2008-10-09 - godliness
2008-10-07 - you win
2008-10-01 - I'm sure they just really care about us as people
2008-09-26 - Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll!
2008-09-23 - boots and chaps and cowboy hats
2008-09-19 - Shetlands episode
2008-09-10 - I'll do what you want me to do
2008-09-05 - just eat it
2008-09-03 - miscellaneous
2008-08-29 - my body and I are like this
2008-08-25 - wimpy
2008-08-22 - procession
2008-08-20 - the gall
2008-08-19 - downpour
2008-08-18 - Y E S spells yes and you are it
2008-08-15 - karma cameleon
2008-08-13 - too much
2008-08-11 - ravenous
2008-08-06 - you can never have too many Jessicas
2008-08-04 - DonnaDoctor
2008-07-30 - twisty
2008-07-29 - killer on the loose
2008-07-28 - we skipped the nice chianti
2008-07-23 - I miss his eggs
2008-07-22 - the willful pooper
2008-07-21 - lub dub
2008-07-17 - busy day busy day busy busy busy day
2008-07-16 - rashy larry
2008-07-15 - one
2008-07-10 - don't take your eyes off them and don't blink
2008-07-07 - that was a really good weekend
2008-06-30 - hot weekend
2008-06-27 - pirates on public transport
2008-06-25 - fiddle dee dee
2008-06-23 - semi-feckless
2008-06-20 - but nothing gross
2008-06-17 - comestible intelligence
2008-06-16 - pee-esses
2008-06-15 - bringing you up to speed
2008-05-28 - kind of dead
2008-05-21 - Good News/Bad News
2008-05-16 - vitreous and retina are dunzo
2008-05-12 - finally, a name
2008-05-09 - safe birth
2008-05-08 - a hitch in our getalong
2008-05-05 - poot? really?
2008-04-29 - run children
2008-04-28 - big present
2008-04-25 - hello, Operator?
2008-04-24 - the stigma of the unwed mother
2008-04-23 - puppy love
2008-04-22 - some film things
2008-04-18 - contaminated benedict
2008-04-17 - information
2008-04-16 - only a burrito
2008-04-15 - catch-up
2008-04-10 - is that a light?
2008-04-08 - I need a little room to breathe
2008-04-04 - elk meat
2008-04-02 - wake-up call
2008-04-01 - wherein I come clean on some parenting issues
2008-03-28 - March comes in like a lion and goes out like a polar bear
2008-03-26 - too hurried to even proofread this
2008-03-25 - Fronsh bread, Fronsch dressing, Fronsch fries...
2008-03-19 - outdoor work
2008-03-15 - funny noise
2008-03-14 - fortunately, not Actually volcanic
2008-03-13 - good sport
2008-03-11 - under the stars on a big hard rock
2008-03-06 - bajo la mesa
2008-03-05 - it's official
2008-03-03 - far more good news than bad
2008-02-29 - squished
2008-02-26 - whooooosh!
2008-02-25 - skip if you need to
2008-02-21 - skin of fury
2008-02-20 - photos still not loaded to Flickr
2008-02-15 - going to see my baby
2008-02-14 - 6 legged love
2008-02-12 - CatieCon
2008-02-06 - cotton wad arm
2008-02-05 - bacon is universal
2008-02-04 - travel I've had my share, man
2008-01-31 - because it really is not
2008-01-27 - everybody's working on the weekend, or maybe it's just me
2008-01-25 - ice ice baby
2008-01-16 - listy
2008-01-11 - I'M boring, but fortunately other people are not
2008-01-07 - snowy
2008-01-04 - the return of the foul concoction
2008-01-03 - boring but factual
2008-01-02 - si
2007-12-31 - changing calendars
2007-12-28 - procrastination becomes busy
2007-12-24 - I didn't plan on such a lengthy absence
2007-12-14 - fat windows
2007-12-13 - the Hawaiian whale
2007-12-12 - Janets and Manjets
2007-12-07 - download, my children
2007-12-05 - what a classy garden that would be
2007-12-03 - too much, too much
2007-11-29 - bargaining
2007-11-28 - okay, NOW
2007-11-27 - anticlimactic
2007-11-26 - getting the keys
2007-11-20 - change of plans
2007-11-15 - STEVE HOLT!
2007-11-14 - countdown on
2007-11-13 - winter is making me hungry
2007-11-09 - public speaking should burn at least 1000 calories per hour
2007-11-07 - the empty pants
2007-11-06 - I must tame him
2007-11-02 - he's on his way home
2007-11-01 - he's gettin a jay oh bee
2007-10-30 - a 30 minute ordeal
2007-10-28 - it's taquitos for dinner, I'm afraid
2007-10-26 - they do a lot of rock throwing in the middle east
2007-10-25 - do NOT start with me
2007-10-24 - wolf like me
2007-10-23 - optimistic
2007-10-22 - and I'd like him to wear a loincloth
2007-10-18 - tracking the turd vandal
2007-10-17 - what about apprisen?
2007-10-15 - shake your groove thing shake your groove thing yeah yeah
2007-10-11 - October 11, 2007
2007-10-08 - finally; a practical use for Myspace
2007-10-03 - they better be some damn good lentils
2007-10-02 - bad day in black shirt
2007-09-28 - the approaching onslaught
2007-09-26 - mainly I've been substituting "brilliant" or "fantastic"
2007-09-24 - I'm a good girl, I am
2007-09-19 - I might not be posting for awhile
2007-09-18 - locust boy
2007-09-15 - an open letter
2007-09-14 - mmmmmm
2007-09-12 - and not a big kitten either
2007-09-06 - next stop: underwhelmed
2007-09-05 - panther no panth
2007-08-27 - hot ham water
2007-08-26 - an acquisitional entry
2007-08-24 - maybe a bike
2007-08-23 - goodbye dream house
2007-08-22 - do I look bothered?
2007-08-21 - I mean, an INTERCOM!
2007-08-20 - visualize
2007-08-16 - mending
2007-08-14 - itchy ears
2007-08-13 - quick and dirty update. more quick than dirty
2007-08-08 - problem solving
2007-08-06 - backyard feline wrestling federation
2007-08-05 - well That was fast
2007-08-03 - houses houses houses
2007-07-31 - preparing for the inevitable
2007-07-30 - things; both good and bad
2007-07-26 - unexpected 3 day weekend
2007-07-25 - a maybe house
2007-07-24 - I'll have a rum and brontosaurus, please
2007-07-23 - where there's smoke there's crazy
2007-07-20 - goodBYE rotten week
2007-07-17 - motion in the ocean, ooowaaah
2007-07-13 - out of these shadows comes a life
2007-07-12 - sweet sixteen
2007-07-11 - captain's log
2007-07-10 - focus on Kimmy
2007-07-06 - mystery moisture
2007-07-05 - oh for a piece of hellfire, with which to cool myself
2007-07-03 - day off
2007-06-30 - pilgrim at Sampson St.
2007-06-29 - but I'm not sure who is who
2007-06-28 - crazy-eyed Aaron Neville
2007-06-26 - four through nine
2007-06-25 - petite Amelie
2007-06-19 - intermittent
2007-06-14 - I'm a little bit brain dead, he's a little bit rock and roll
2007-06-08 - dragged screaming? really? awesome
2007-06-05 - the moral of the story is, don't be friends with boys
2007-06-04 - I should never have doubted her
2007-06-01 - body excursion
2007-05-30 - come pick me up
2007-05-30 - a Haiku of gratitude to the Universe
2007-05-29 - she's still in one piece
2007-05-24 - upcoming sloth
2007-05-23 - numbers and letters
2007-05-22 - twit
2007-05-20 - this fountain is sure to enhance any decor
2007-05-15 - she done arrived
2007-05-08 - the reluctant infant
2007-05-04 - the information budget
2007-05-03 - jiggle
2007-05-02 - CUT
2007-05-01 - go Reds!!!
2007-04-27 - corneal what now?
2007-04-25 - a free but unwanted high
2007-04-21 - my new love
2007-04-18 - bidness
2007-04-17 - Wait. WHAT?
2007-04-16 - paging Miles!
2007-04-13 - another Kevin
2007-04-13 - evil bathroom
2007-04-12 - The Professional
2007-04-10 - sit up
2007-04-06 - gratitude
2007-04-04 - gurgle gurgle
2007-04-03 - face belly
2007-03-22 - the triumphant return of the backseat coach
2007-03-16 - forget your troubles, c'mon get happy
2007-03-14 - ceviche betrayal
2007-03-12 - impending goggleage
2007-03-08 - *sigh*
2007-03-06 - "that's God's truth"
2007-03-05 - the no barf patch
2007-02-26 - cavepeople
2007-02-23 - not fair, Universe. is there an appeals process?
2007-02-20 - OTHER things I did this weekend
2007-02-19 - OMG super drunk
2007-02-16 - recuperating
2007-02-09 - a return to toil
2007-02-07 - that's a big negative
2007-02-07 - still sick
2007-02-06 - I'm sick. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
2007-02-05 - flu
2007-02-02 - well-wishing
2007-02-01 - crazy like a GENIUS!
2007-01-30 - ka-blam!
2007-01-29 - a long way from 1000
2007-01-27 - form of...an ice cactus
2007-01-25 - for Kimberly
2007-01-24 - dangerous cat
2007-01-23 - Brewfest is my new favorite holiday
2007-01-19 - I need this weekend
2007-01-16 - new camera....again
2007-01-11 - problematic baby tooth
2007-01-09 - receding mucus
2007-01-04 - whatcha gonna do?
2006-12-27 - I will also probably require a manger
2006-12-19 - christmas foods hurt my stomach
2006-12-18 - super mother
2006-12-14 - some weather
2006-12-13 - pasta princess
2006-12-12 - when you're in Texas look behind you
2006-12-11 - 2006 Burger Awards
2006-12-07 - ooooh that smell
2006-12-06 - Joyce! My pipe and slippers
2006-12-05 - ding DONG
2006-11-30 - la cucaracha
2006-11-28 - fire with fire
2006-11-23 - when it's time to change you've got to rearrange
2006-11-22 - these feelings won't go away, they been knocking me sideways
2006-11-21 - gotta keep on moving
2006-11-19 - gift list
2006-11-15 - all doubt in the girl by your side
2006-11-13 - abnormal
2006-11-09 - the master blaster
2006-11-03 - freeballing an entry
2006-11-01 - eva destruction
2006-10-24 - sometimes I sort of wish they WOULD go extinct
2006-10-23 - take a trip and yarnify
2006-10-16 - Position! Position! Position!
2006-10-12 - just when I think he can't be any funnier
2006-10-10 - hairball
2006-10-04 - Land ho
2006-09-28 - don't eat that
2006-09-23 - lagrimas de oro
2006-09-20 - they didn't stick even a little
2006-09-18 - crazy busy
2006-09-14 - no sense of humor
2006-09-13 - tired stop can't think up title stop
2006-09-11 - lather, rinse
2006-09-09 - trackback
2006-09-08 - watering the gutter
2006-09-06 - This nasty gun will knock the frost off an old granny!
2006-09-05 - long weekend, long entry
2006-09-01 - and to think I almost didn't apply for this job
2006-08-31 - the days are going so fast
2006-08-30 - titslings. that's pretty good
2006-08-24 - they expect me to WORK
2006-08-19 - pain pain glorious pain
2006-08-12 - dredging up filler
2006-08-08 - stress: eased
2006-07-27 - in-person interview
2006-07-22 - FROM THE DESK OF EVA'S BLEMISH
2006-07-20 - being the interviewee? not so much
2006-07-17 - in which I confess something I'd rather not
2006-07-10 - party in Seattle
2006-07-04 - Dr. Zaius will supervise
2006-07-01 - all the news that I can remember
2006-06-27 - out of the frying pan
2006-06-24 - keeping busy
2006-06-22 - big but not clever
2006-06-20 - we've arrived
2006-06-05 - packing. lots of packing
2006-06-04 - Dramamine for cats: Not advised
2006-05-30 - the weekend is a blur of cocktails and midget wrestling
2006-05-26 - NIECE
2006-05-25 - I didn't plan it to be ten; it just turned out that way
2006-05-24 - cruel shoes
2006-05-19 - it shall join 'chicken donut' in the food nickname lexicon
2006-05-18 - grackel fever
2006-05-18 - new and improved
2006-05-16 - I slept last night; it was amazing
2006-05-15 - not total crap
2006-05-10 - large and in charge
2006-05-09 - and what if I get the arthritis?
2006-05-05 - there's a smokie on my tail
2006-05-03 - Q...QUESO...Q
2006-05-02 - questionaire
2006-04-28 - I mean, come ON that would be so much fun
2006-04-27 - hot back, iron stomach
2006-04-26 - of all the birds in all the backyards in all the world
2006-04-25 - to build
2006-04-20 - irate yet vindicated
2006-04-19 - the embreakening
2006-04-14 - did I mention we've been married 16 years?
2006-04-13 - no seriously, send them
2006-04-11 - photo journalism
2006-04-07 - drunkies on the move
2006-04-06 - and now, a musical interlude
2006-04-05 - rather dark
2006-04-03 - mumble-mumble OH NEVER MIND
2006-03-31 - hello
2006-03-30 - suspicions: confirmed
2006-03-27 - it all adds up
2006-03-24 - impending matchfinder
2006-03-22 - the power of prayer
2006-03-21 - maybe I've got the arthritis
2006-03-17 - planning the future
2006-03-15 - but Texas wants you anyway
2006-03-14 - growly belly
2006-03-13 - le move
2006-03-09 - I'll be in the bathroom
2006-03-07 - boxcars boxcars boxcars
2006-03-06 - fox hunting and old port
2006-03-02 - molting
2006-03-01 - do you really want to live forever
2006-02-28 - 3:09--is that a record?
2006-02-24 - not in the job description
2006-02-22 - feel the heft
2006-02-21 - take this down
2006-02-20 - lamb boy
2006-02-17 - what about coffee, Michael?
2006-02-16 - herding cats
2006-02-14 - my lover, the Internet
2006-02-13 - CAUSE: I'm feeling a little sleepy
2006-02-10 - Walker says...
2006-02-09 - next it'll be a dangerous heat wave
2006-02-08 - goodbye, money
2006-02-07 - my hands were shaking so much it was ridiculous
2006-02-06 - another plan
2006-02-03 - I will never bitch about the Universe again, or at least not for two weeks
2006-02-02 - I can sleep on a dime and give you 9 cents change
2006-01-31 - wrath
2006-01-27 - ready for the foods, already
2006-01-25 - Girl Bike Marcus
2006-01-24 - better
2006-01-23 - what a bitch
2006-01-20 - pupil eclipse
2006-01-19 - photos, anyone?
2006-01-18 - I have a new pockabook
2006-01-13 - don't look at me--I'm Hideous!
2006-01-11 - the truth is a joke
2006-01-09 - that's my catnip bagel
2006-01-06 - all the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey
2006-01-05 - season two, biatches
2006-01-04 - Ghenghis can I come over after school?
2006-01-03 - feliz a�o nuevo
2005-12-29 - Happy New Year, y'all
2005-12-28 - lawd lawd, my wounded side
2005-12-27 - showered with gifts
2005-12-25 - just this
2005-12-21 - does she know it's Christmas time?
2005-12-20 - radio, radio
2005-12-19 - dear shrimp & grits, I love you
2005-12-16 - too many things to think about
2005-12-15 - I haven't even proofread this
2005-12-13 - ...and that's why you should never eat soap. Oh, hello, I didn't see you there!
2005-12-12 - coincidentally, that's my motto too
2005-12-09 - brief is good
2005-12-08 - shivery
2005-12-07 - His name would appear to be Mike Jones
2005-12-06 - I'm burning someone else's candle
2005-12-05 - I turn my camera on
2005-12-04 - 2/3 of a hat trick
2005-12-02 - Xmas! Let's fight
2005-12-01 - I'm picking out a lawyer for you...no ordinary lawyer will do...
2005-11-30 - has been
2005-11-29 - the five years we have had have been such good times; I still love you
2005-11-28 - some will win, some will lose
2005-11-23 - on the run
2005-11-22 - just nothing I guess
2005-11-21 - camera crazy
2005-11-18 - 12) Making some lists
2005-11-17 - danger, danger. high voltage
2005-11-16 - we ate all the pies
2005-11-15 - it's time.
2005-11-14 - feeling low key
2005-11-11 - brevity is the soul of something or other
2005-11-10 - Would you like to store the wee bag, as well?
2005-11-09 - your tip of the day
2005-11-08 - a little help?
2005-11-08 - numb
2005-11-08 - THIS MIGHT BE TOO LONG AN ENTRY
2005-11-07 - blink and ouch
2005-11-03 - fountain drinks all around
2005-11-02 - stand by for operation anfield exercise
2005-11-01 - too much doorbell
2005-10-31 - oh, look at that.....villainous baby
2005-10-28 - I mean, JENGA
2005-10-27 - I miss that little guy
2005-10-26 - working for the ape man
2005-10-25 - I'm just a love machine
2005-10-24 - I'm on the verge of cancelling the internet
2005-10-21 - low energy; please fax sandwich
2005-10-20 - no, I'M Spartacus
2005-10-19 - I hope Francisco won't get jealous
2005-10-18 - complete lack of Cleetus
2005-10-17 - life does not suck
2005-10-14 - life outline
2005-10-13 - making up for lost time
2005-10-12 - get ready to rue the day
2005-10-11 - Kill Me Now and Spare Me the Pain Pointe
2005-10-06 - freedom hangs like heaven over everyone
2005-10-04 - second by second by minute by minute
2005-10-03 - RRRRRR.....RRRRRRRR
2005-10-01 - no spoilers, no worries
2005-09-29 - someone's stressy, lord
2005-09-26 - groove is in the chard
2005-09-23 - on the floor at the great divide, with my shirt tucked in and my shoes untied
2005-09-22 - eight-legged speed demon
2005-09-21 - let the carding commence
2005-09-20 - it's hot. too hot.
2005-09-16 - she's chock full of bunly goodness
2005-09-14 - the old onion bag
2005-09-13 - it's pronounced like boo-buh de-op, just so you know
2005-09-12 - thank you, weather, for a good weekend
2005-09-09 - on the road to shut-insville
2005-09-07 - inspected for lick-prints
2005-09-06 - or you could just carry a rocking chair up to the windows and sit there, rocking slowly while watching the exercisers
2005-09-04 - even if they'd won, they couldn't win
2005-09-01 - the smartass who loves me
2005-08-26 - fore!
2005-08-25 - maybe sometime we could seal his phone in the box
2005-08-23 - professional on a closed course
2005-08-20 - da lizard is in da house
2005-08-15 - she just, like, Wiped it
2005-08-13 - Marcus strikes again
2005-08-12 - she looks stunned yet somewhat thrilled
2005-08-11 - I'm better now; thank you for not unplugging my life support
2005-08-10 - born in a truck on the fourth of july
2005-08-08 - throwing in the towel
2005-08-01 - summertime....and making myself work is incredibly difficult
2005-07-28 - oh right
2005-07-27 - should've done some stretching before all that html
2005-07-23 - can I just clarify one thing?
2005-07-22 - I'm on my break
2005-07-19 - Sharky didn't even wake up
2005-07-15 - leave all that BS outside
2005-07-14 - milk splashed my hand; I need a chemical shower
2005-07-13 - And they don't wear pants on the other side of France but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts
2005-07-12 - you didn't see it coming but now you know
2005-07-08 - let the yarn shopping commence
2005-07-07 - a sobering effect
2005-07-06 - well I would write 500 entries, and I would write 500 more
2005-06-29 - here I go
2005-06-24 - shady character
2005-06-23 - my dream job today: Godzilla
2005-06-21 - there are ticks and then there are ticks
2005-06-20 - we'll talk about old times and people we hate
2005-06-17 - willful shedding
2005-06-16 - oh pointy cat, oh pointy pointy
2005-06-15 - digging and squatting
2005-06-13 - fire in the costco, fire in the taco bell
2005-06-10 - everybody look at your hands
2005-06-09 - ...except she calls them "meat skins"
2005-06-06 - it may have been inevitable
2005-06-02 - does this high horse make my ass look big?
2005-06-01 - you all get an F
2005-05-31 - you never look at me. you should start looking at me
2005-05-27 - We would never have runned over her
2005-05-27 - will work for Walt
2005-05-26 - NOOOOOOOO
2005-05-24 - the little blackjack table is killing me
2005-05-23 - I think blackberry pie would be funny
2005-05-20 - my man's first 39th birthday
2005-05-20 - Skullcrusher Mountain
2005-05-18 - I think the sesame oil is what makes it so good
2005-05-16 - these boots were apparently made for sitting in my closet
2005-05-13 - Dear Brad, I still like you
2005-05-12 - 37....38....39....
2005-05-10 - oh no he di'in't!!
2005-05-09 - ...and then I woke up this morning
2005-05-06 - Wonder Girl
2005-05-05 - place title here
2005-05-04 - move it
2005-05-03 - not unless round is funny
2005-04-29 - ...and a bottle of retsina
2005-04-28 - those bastards at Kraft will steal this for sure
2005-04-27 - the wisdom, it is flowing like the mighty Amazon
2005-04-26 - death twitch
2005-04-22 - so yeah I.....wait; what was I talking about now?
2005-04-20 - woke up again today
2005-04-19 - I'm really popeular
2005-04-18 - my parasite egg-laden milkshake drives All the cows from the yard
2005-04-15 - I'm a flower, I am
2005-04-13 - I don't want to think about what it's been eating
2005-04-12 - AND it's chilly today
2005-04-08 - you're making it hard, Universe
2005-04-07 - mutant foods
2005-04-05 - one at a time
2005-04-01 - it's quiet....TOO quiet
2005-03-30 - if only he'd had to go over the boss's head...
2005-03-28 - I didn't, for instance, ask if his son barks like a dog
2005-03-25 - piggy bank
2005-03-24 - empty sac syndrome
2005-03-23 - baby's first flask
2005-03-22 - Princess Stinky Fur
2005-03-21 - trying to struggle out of this slump
2005-03-17 - salad head
2005-03-16 - my hinder's asleep
2005-03-14 - hollow
2005-03-11 - tricksy and false
2005-03-10 - for FREE, y'all!
2005-03-09 - take it or leave it
2005-03-08 - I will not bring a good price
2005-03-07 - someone please fax me this sandwich
2005-03-06 - Give me back those pants, you warthog from hell!
2005-03-04 - chicken, mashed potatoes, salad
2005-03-03 - I'm not a prude but I play one on tv
2005-03-02 - Joyce's secret admirer
2005-02-26 - let this skull be a warning to you
2005-02-25 - Joyce, this is Erica. Erica; Joyce
2005-02-24 - small garment solicitation
2005-02-23 - take off your pants
2005-02-22 - bred for its skills in magic
2005-02-18 - he was not even slightly tan
2005-02-16 - With lying you can go far
2005-02-14 - The blind continuing to be the blind
2005-02-12 - so...FTP what now?
2005-02-11 - My homie, Jeremy Northam
2005-02-10 - My cat's expenses are depriving me of cheap stuff
2005-02-09 - Do Not Eat
2005-02-08 - Mamma wants us to post
2005-02-07 - here comes the Curry Car!
2005-02-04 - that rabbit's dynamite
2005-02-04 - Where is she, where's that baby?!
2005-02-03 - BIG EARL
2005-02-02 - There she is...Miss Aquarius With Libra Ri-i-sing...
2005-02-01 - girlfriend is on her way
2005-01-31 - tagged? oh, TAGGED!
2005-01-31 - Lenny makes all my drinks
2005-01-29 - It's like BOSS, plus one
2005-01-28 - say I won't
2005-01-26 - wake up, Esther!
2005-01-25 - if you still have doubts, lift a bag of that stuff at the supermarket. it should Totally weigh more than that!
2005-01-25 - Happy Tuesday, Stupid
2005-01-21 - if "sweet" can make a comeback, anything is possible
2005-01-20 - skip this if you don't like cats
2005-01-18 - fantastic and not fantastic
2005-01-18 - cat fight
2005-01-14 - I could always say Dennis did it
2005-01-13 - are the engineers just lucking out?
2005-01-12 - the siege of Falluja
2005-01-11 - power to the people
2005-01-10 - wait; is it Jesusi?
2005-01-07 - hot tamale
2005-01-06 - I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not; you could be drinking whole if you wanted
2005-01-05 - thank you, mama, for making me gold pants. now I can dance, and make romance.
2005-01-04 - Grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
2005-01-03 - I had to leave the west coast because I was ruining everybody's lives and eating all the steak
2004-12-16 - one'a them rich person arguments
2004-12-16 - the big one five
2004-12-15 - ...and things are back to normal
2004-12-14 - EVerybody Samba!
2004-12-10 - eyeballs of fire
2004-12-09 - give me a white cane and point me to the exit
2004-12-08 - I coldstep to you with a fresh pack of gum
2004-12-07 - I don't get it
2004-12-06 - he's dreamy!
2004-12-06 - but seriously, registered nurses make Really good money
2004-12-05 - food talk
2004-12-03 - [MOO!] Coffee's ready!
2004-12-01 - signs
2004-11-30 - Joyce! a soup spoon
2004-11-29 - all your bouillabaisse are belong to me
2004-11-24 - can eat it in one
2004-11-23 - I want my mother and my psychologist
2004-11-22 - mostly misdemeanors
2004-11-19 - something for nothing
2004-11-19 - did you found my frog?
2004-11-18 - an igloo for Toby
2004-11-17 - am I overpaying for heads and torsos?
2004-11-16 - where did all my energy go today?
2004-11-15 - another year older, yes, but deeper in debt, thankfully no
2004-11-12 - html challenged
2004-11-12 - I think I have little weenie poisoning
2004-11-10 - robot wanted: must be good listener
2004-11-09 - almost famous
2004-11-08 - two turntables and a microphone
2004-11-05 - at ease, solder
2004-11-04 - on with the healing, already
2004-11-03 - still unwell, but at least my head is pounding
2004-11-02 - return of the soup lady
2004-11-01 - tiny kid hands
2004-10-29 - ...then the owl came down and took Hercules away
2004-10-28 - THIS JOB IS MAKING ME THIRSTY
2004-10-27 - TKO, hear it on the radio
2004-10-26 - Not all the soda, Jeeves
2004-10-22 - sweet fancy mandarin
2004-10-20 - sack this
2004-10-19 - a mooshing novice
2004-10-19 - this is an outrage!
2004-10-18 - it's the hypothetical iPod's fault
2004-10-14 - you made me do it
2004-10-13 - the one who was married to Loni Anderson
2004-10-12 - Beyond Leather
2004-10-12 - Death to the Noodle Pot!
2004-10-08 - jelly saved my life
2004-10-06 - send reinforcements
2004-10-05 - the packages will be flying thick and furious. or something.
2004-10-04 - Bud, you need to treat Sissy right
2004-10-01 - Rifleman Harris
2004-10-01 - Hot Boy Fridays
2004-09-30 - Where am I?
2004-09-29 - she has become my personal El Guapo
2004-09-28 - Sarge, how do you get your hands so soft?
2004-09-27 - piss poor shuffle feature
2004-09-24 - my leatheroids are flaring up
2004-09-21 - Make mine a light coma, please
2004-09-20 - y'all are falling down on the job
2004-09-17 - this entry degenerates as it goes along. sorry
2004-09-16 - she defended all of womankind
2004-09-15 - *braawwwk!* screw you!
2004-09-13 - crunchy cookies of various types
1970-01-03 - See, it's funny because he kept Moving
2004-09-10 - I stink
2004-09-09 - this wig is Itchy
2004-09-08 - Do a Lynndie
2004-09-07 - on the railroad again
2004-09-03 - Joyce, I won't be needing any more crack rocks just now
2004-09-03 - four more months! four more months!
2004-09-01 - I just asked him for that one thing
2004-08-31 - foiling the grazing strategy
2004-08-31 - the idea has snowballed
2004-08-29 - ask me my cat's name
2004-08-27 - striving to fail
2004-08-26 - Have to take a calculator into the bathroom now
2004-08-25 - what about a braunschweiger sundae?
2004-08-24 - Joyce! The Jolly Roger, please.
2004-08-23 - Hello Kitty
2004-08-20 - heh heh, she said clean and jerk
2004-08-18 - what a Mitch
2004-08-17 - I demand at least a 5% increase in roles for dwarves
2004-08-16 - I Love My Space Monkey
2004-08-13 - Twice as nice
2004-08-12 - The Squirrels Don't Care About Carbs
2004-08-11 - I love projects that have no discernible purpose
2004-08-09 - whatchu talkin bout, Wesley?
2004-08-06 - paging Dolby, of the VK crew
2004-08-05 - some people call it a kaiser blade
2004-08-04 - Karl Urban was really hott in Bourne Supremacy
2004-07-30 - Barbie and the donkey bollocks
2004-07-29 - your mama's an astronaut
2004-07-28 - I reckon I might well be in
2004-07-26 - it was supposed to be so easy
2004-07-23 - lunch letter
2004-07-21 - today's lecture will be on the Isle of Skye
2004-07-20 - not too wee an update
2004-07-19 - goals unfulfilled, but still a great trip
2004-07-04 - I'll Fly Away
2004-07-01 - his t-shirt is my pain
2004-06-29 - channeling the power of the universe, one song at a time
2004-06-27 - Look! That Peach Has a Penis!
2004-06-26 - there's only one Esther in my life
2004-06-22 - Dash and Dez kill them some birds
2004-06-22 - I need to just get sick already
2004-06-21 - Jealous Felines
2004-06-20 - New Project
2004-06-18 - attic baking experiment
2004-06-17 - I am such a ho-tard
2004-06-16 - is a little blind faith too much to ask?
2004-06-13 - look at that big...grey...rabbit
2004-06-10 - spelling lesson
2004-06-09 - if a body catch a body
2004-06-07 - he sprang fully formed from under a rock, apparently
2004-06-04 - really quite bossy
2004-06-03 - for the record, I have never killed any babies
2004-06-01 - Mitch, please
2004-05-31 - magnetic attraction
2004-05-29 - HMM-HMM
2004-05-28 - Jet Boy, Jet Girl
2004-05-26 - there's a lot of good meat on that baby
2004-05-25 - No, seriously; when I say bad hair, I mean Bad Hair
2004-05-24 - bitten foot
2004-05-20 - big girl's blouse
2004-05-17 - Attack Spider
2004-05-15 - hot men in leather skirts
2004-05-14 - Johnny Fairplay, you had me at "My grandma's dead"
2004-05-12 - Cat Fight!
2004-05-10 - Raucous Lunch
2004-05-07 - The Salt Men of Tibet open a can of whoop-ass
2004-05-06 - How ya gonna keep em down on the farm
2004-05-05 - roasting that troublemaker
2004-05-03 - rain and shopping
2004-04-30 - mmm...fatted calf
2004-04-29 - Rashy Larry
2004-04-28 - I got me a prescription
2004-04-28 - The Universe is Definitely Messing With Me
2004-04-26 - Canoedling
2004-04-22 - Need to purchase a beret
2004-04-21 - Toxic Incoherence
2004-04-20 - I love a man in a skirt
2004-04-19 - The Saw is Family
2004-04-18 - When Nature Confuses
2004-04-16 - ...we have a 433 in progress
2004-04-15 - I'm terrified, so it must be destiny
2004-04-14 - Does the Pope wear a lobster bib?
2004-04-12 - Short but boring
2004-04-09 - I've got your cold hard bitch right here
2004-04-07 - 100% Wedding
2004-04-02 - Can you imagine the impaction?
2004-04-01 - On the verge of departure
2004-03-31 - I mean, they invented "Tactical Chunder"!
2004-03-29 - Overdue Crisis
2004-03-26 - I AM EVA!
2004-03-23 - Thyroid Big Battel
2004-03-22 - The Panus Have a Store
2004-03-19 - Laffing time starts now
2004-03-17 - Bed World
2004-03-16 - Cowboys in love
2004-03-11 - While you're at it, why not search for kickboxing with Abe Vigoda?
2004-03-09 - I am a virtuoso at playing the hurdy-gurdy
2004-03-05 - I threw those pants straight into the garbage
2004-03-04 - my sandals...my preciousssss
2004-03-02 - 3 x 78 = 234. YEEEEEEhaw!
2004-02-28 - snowy day, but mostly melted now
2004-02-26 - love, and love
2004-02-25 - must go shoe shopping
2004-02-23 - Eva reviews the movies
2004-02-21 - Yes! Yes! Ow!! Ow!!
2004-02-19 - fugitive glue
2004-02-19 - Jean Seberg's fetus baby
2004-02-17 - I'm Rick James, bitch
2004-02-16 - 18 point plan for world domination
2004-02-11 - in which I admit that I am 8
2004-02-06 - those lockers never did anything to him
2004-02-06 - my To-Kill list
2004-02-05 - in the position bearing responsibility
2004-02-04 - somebody fire me
2004-02-03 - because even the rich need fresh-squeezed juice.
2004-01-30 - I don't care if it rains or freezes, as long as I've got my plastic Jesus
2004-01-29 - vulgar feline behavior
2004-01-28 - the baby with the terrible name
2004-01-26 - I'm losing at dominoes--send reinforcements
2004-01-23 - here she is.....Miss America.....
2004-01-20 - Little Stevie is all grown up
2004-01-14 - fingernails made entirely of cuticles
2004-01-11 - I even handwashed sweaters, and I Hate doing that
2004-01-08 - alien bead show
2004-01-07 - let our clothes lead the way
2004-01-05 - I wanna be a housewife baybee
2004-01-03 - I missed my chance to dance
2004-01-02 - there's a new girl in town
2003-12-30 - boca waffles
2003-12-29 - member of the Future Asskickers of America
2003-12-29 - no thank you
2003-12-27 - unwashed but unscathed
2003-12-22 - a short list of purchases
2003-12-19 - thank heavens for lotion
2003-12-17 - Flossie's Chicken and Weiners
2003-12-16 - the wiseass crack
2003-12-12 - creeping me out
2003-12-11 - a short but heartwarming story involving Walmart and some bobble trim
2003-12-10 - do not attempt to win the battle who sees worst
2003-12-09 - glands a goshen
2003-12-05 - Phantom Dennis it is
2003-12-04 - I'm rich! I'm fabulously wealthy!
2003-12-03 - sewing is not one of my talents
2003-12-02 - startling noises if you don't know what they are
2003-11-26 - secretive Survivor entry
2003-11-26 - the Boy, the Vanquisher
2003-11-25 - I can think of a million pleasanter ways to wake up
2003-11-24 - lingerie induced rheumatism
2003-11-21 - it's all about the cats
2003-11-21 - what was I thinking??
2003-11-20 - bad hair/good hair
2003-11-19 - knitting hypnosis
2003-11-18 - cat overboard
2003-11-17 - toxic head
2003-11-15 - birthday doings
2003-11-14 - the salad waits for no man
2003-11-13 - a melange
2003-11-12 - heads up, Cook Islands
2003-11-10 - Buddha Hand!
2003-11-05 - I just know they were pointing and laughing
2003-11-04 - skipping through the penis patch
2003-11-03 - Red Alert!
2003-11-01 - Halloween was a bust
2003-10-31 - the hissing, the hissing!
2003-10-29 - Tivo ahoy
2003-10-29 - Dude, you're getting a Tivo
2003-10-28 - a recap
2003-10-23 - next week, Eva vs The Bahai's
2003-10-21 - this is my density
2003-10-17 - bad time to diet
2003-10-16 - brain, you're in for a bludgeoning
2003-10-14 - spoiling for a tiff
2003-10-13 - talking to The Foot
2003-10-10 - your what?
2003-10-08 - the tiger and the alligator....are they not brothers?
2003-10-08 - what were you thinking??
2003-10-07 - breath that could curl your hair
2003-10-03 - lazy phlebotomist
2003-10-02 - whistling through the graveyard
2003-10-01 - chicken face narrowly averted
2003-09-30 - death by brochure
2003-09-29 - ouch, my arm! ouch, my calves! ouch, my back!
2003-09-26 - mm-MM! gotta love that prison chow.
2003-09-25 - I got my teeth cleaned, but that's neither here nor there.
2003-09-24 - give it up for television
2003-09-23 - Dear Ndugu, get ready to pay out the ass
2003-09-22 - the spirit was willing, but not so much with the melanin
2003-09-17 - not an Inuit kind of gal
2003-09-15 - the craft virus
2003-09-12 - pie, eh?
2003-09-11 - not among my talents
2003-09-07 - I'm hooked on a feeling
2003-09-05 - I will take one double latte, puny human.
2003-09-05 - whiny entry--over.
2003-09-03 - candles and omelettes and Risk games and Netflix
2003-08-29 - I only peed!
2003-08-28 - cuff love
2003-08-27 - sadness
2003-08-22 - the circle of life
2003-08-20 - a smorgasbord
2003-08-16 - you'll hope they all die
2003-08-15 - not such a good hider
2003-08-14 - I'm a wild woman
2003-08-12 - oh please, not ice cream aGAIN
2003-08-08 - hot nude teleporters
2003-08-07 - grrr, arggh
2003-08-04 - waterskiing baby
2003-08-03 - there's just something about you, baby
2003-08-01 - why not restart?
2003-07-30 - people are nuts
2003-07-30 - roped into a tug of war
2003-07-29 - The Infectious Disease Awards
2003-07-28 - you'll have to taste it
2003-07-26 - I'm sorry; were you talking to ME?
2003-07-25 - not too exciting
2003-07-24 - "Helen, what's that on his head?"
2003-07-23 - it was a Malbec
2003-07-22 - hello darlin'. nice to see you.
2003-07-11 - I now pronounce you....
2003-07-09 - crushed by error
2003-07-08 - disrupting the crickets
2003-07-03 - I even brought the FILE
2003-07-01 - Exhibit A
2003-06-30 - to sleep, perchance to dream
2003-06-29 - Piglets, Francisco?
2003-06-26 - un entry grande
2003-06-24 - Me, Francisco, entire continent, Boy
2003-06-21 - a little puttering never hurt anyone
2003-06-20 - Tuh-rendy!
2003-06-20 - no good vacation goes unpunished
2003-06-17 - that was a damn good vacation
2003-06-06 - I just want YOU to know that you are really special
2003-06-04 - vroom vroooom
2003-06-02 - must hide the evidence
2003-05-29 - gleeful donut makers
2003-05-28 - oh wait, yes I do
2003-05-28 - Yeah....I've got nothing
2003-05-21 - Spike me up, baby
2003-05-20 - surprises good
2003-05-19 - keep your fork; there's pie
2003-05-16 - The Universe is busting out all over
2003-05-15 - you cannot come into Idaho--you haff browwn eyyessssss
2003-05-14 - the brick dust is thick dust
2003-05-13 - they should have just burned the building down and started over
2003-05-12 - how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
2003-05-09 - beware the flying spiders
2003-05-07 - feline wastrels
2003-05-06 - I'm thinking a Bambi, or maybe a Safari
2003-05-02 - over the hump and through the woods
2003-05-01 - a graveyard of vegetables
2003-04-30 - the obvious weapon of choice
2003-04-29 - nonentry entry
2003-04-26 - to sit, perchance to recline
2003-04-24 - Gladys and Blaine
2003-04-23 - 30 ugly pounds of undigested food
2003-04-22 - copperheady goodness
2003-04-21 - I just gave birth to an 80 pound boy
2003-04-18 - biting the halo off a hollow chocolate Baby Jesus
2003-04-17 - you'll want to run barefoot through my hair
2003-04-16 - the hair resolution
2003-04-15 - Might have to Calista Flockhart dinner tonight
2003-04-14 - lemon curd prevents scurvy
2003-04-11 - at least half about food
2003-04-10 - potentially inundated
2003-04-09 - Brain dead. Ass asleep.
2003-04-08 - I'm thinking Oreos, maybe?
2003-04-07 - revolve around Me, world
2003-04-04 - the bee said no
2003-04-03 - got the wiggins
2003-04-03 - a healthy baby kitten
2003-04-02 - I've got Hal in my pocket
2003-04-01 - rather be the dogfood in front of the dog
2003-03-30 - snowflakes and devil hats
2003-03-29 - a need for thorns
2003-03-28 - the war is working out So well for little George Junior
2003-03-27 - the highlights
2003-03-25 - do what I say
2003-03-24 - it's a sunshine day
2003-03-23 - Hurry up, Mbotu--he's washing his butt crack!
2003-03-19 - my teeth are floating
2003-03-18 - ducks and chicks and geese make me happy
2003-03-16 - steam, don't boil
2003-03-14 - I need a PMSectomy
2003-03-13 - I don't know...does that sound too desperate?
2003-03-12 - brain won't focus
2003-03-07 - I do what I want
2003-03-06 - making plans, making plans
2003-03-05 - Huh. You know, that's really not funny at all.
2003-03-04 - Tsunami!!
2003-03-03 - Married By Morons? No thank you.
2003-02-27 - I need to get some ruby slippers.
2003-02-26 - when the lights go down in the city
2003-02-25 - he loves him that digital camera
2003-02-25 - at long last, some pictures
2003-02-24 - I didn't know cats did that
2003-02-22 - recover, renew, retire
2003-02-20 - some good and some bad
2003-02-19 - those poor babies
2003-02-14 - sexism will get you nowhere
2003-02-13 - what did the freaks do beFore the internet?
2003-02-12 - puppy bribery
2003-02-11 - where did the gumball come from?
2003-02-08 - Vitaballs can kiss my ass
2003-02-06 - I wanna new job
2003-02-05 - kind of a bummer
2003-02-04 - Ah children; is there anyone who can scream louder?
2003-02-03 - the siren song of the dulce de leche
2003-01-31 - accidental gut spillage
2003-01-30 - Downward Dog done me wrong
2003-01-29 - ape face sapped my strength
2003-01-28 - better him than me
2003-01-27 - a craving for thrift
2003-01-26 - whiter teeth, ickier mouth
2003-01-23 - early old hollywood pooping devil
2003-01-22 - a chicken sandwich would not be amiss
2003-01-21 - AND, they mocked the portrait
2003-01-18 - coloring inside the lines
2003-01-17 - that wacky Little Boots...
2003-01-16 - inter-primate loving
2003-01-15 - you're a pal and a confidant
2003-01-14 - unpaid endorser
2003-01-13 - stuffed alligator heaven
2003-01-10 - farewell sasquatch head
2003-01-09 - sex sells
2003-01-08 - a sordid kidnapping
2003-01-07 - investment banker hair? not so sexy.
2003-01-05 - that fabulous baby
2003-01-05 - New Year, New Start, New Viruses
2002-12-26 - not enough time but I did my best
2002-12-17 - impending trough lunch
2002-12-14 - Casper the pet sitter
2002-12-13 - no one ever suspects the ladybug
2002-12-12 - my friend is a genius
2002-12-11 - we dodged a bullet this time, for sure
2002-12-10 - amazing came and found me
2002-12-10 - our dinner smelled like cat food
2002-12-09 - the horizontal stripes do nothing for his chubby physique
2002-12-06 - okay, an ice storm it is
2002-12-04 - no ice, just snow
2002-12-04 - the ice storm cometh
2002-12-03 - zen pill needed, stat!
2002-12-02 - it's itchy weather
2002-11-27 - sheriff sheriff sheriff
2002-11-25 - deodorant dufus
2002-11-23 - the horn of plenty
2002-11-22 - the hand is quicker than the eye
2002-11-21 - here's to good friends; tonight is kinda special
2002-11-20 - he is NOT her boss!
2002-11-19 - final installment
2002-11-19 - I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm LOVING it
2002-11-19 - unutterably sad
2002-11-17 - temporary shut-in
2002-11-16 - here I sit, brokenhearted
2002-11-14 - the impending pain
2002-11-13 - eBay can fill all your glass eye needs
2002-11-12 - again with the nighttime shenanigans
2002-11-09 - thank god there was no body cavity search
2002-11-08 - I'm going out on a limb...I like Dave Grohl
2002-11-08 - it'll probably come back to bite me on the ass....
2002-11-07 - well that's all sorted out [dusts hands]
2002-11-06 - Island of ThankYouCooperate
2002-11-05 - get out the vote: an important sentiment, but grammatically weird
2002-11-04 - party at Skymiles' place
2002-11-03 - "manwich". it's inherently funny.
2002-11-02 - I feel like I could get snapped with a wet towel
2002-11-01 - lack of rage has made me boring
2002-10-31 - I have no interest in riding in your beautiful balloon, so shut up.
2002-10-30 - Italy as a last resort
2002-10-29 - she coughed and coughed
2002-10-28 - I think the fondue was my favorite
2002-10-25 - brain power all gone
2002-10-24 - meh
2002-10-23 - filled with love for the Kimmy
2002-10-22 - but they're not married...
2002-10-21 - Barbie bootie, when "bootie" still meant riches
2002-10-18 - out out damn spot
2002-10-17 - the cat's out of the bag
2002-10-16 - I wish I could smell what the Rock is cooking
2002-10-15 - what is killing the squids?
2002-10-14 - tattoobelly gonna get a tattoo back
2002-10-14 - I like the pretty boys
2002-10-11 - one thing you mustn't drink
2002-10-10 - olda lady olda lady olda lady who
2002-10-09 - is it just old-fashioned?
2002-10-08 - keep your free pens
2002-10-07 - last call for bare legs
2002-10-04 - everything looks bad if you reMEMber it
2002-10-03 - Can this hair be styled?
2002-10-02 - okay; is he a vampire or is he a demon?
2002-10-01 - next week she's going to talk to an alligator
2002-10-01 - too cranky to be entertaining
2002-09-30 - I'm a puppy magnet
2002-09-27 - grandma wanted; orphans preferred
2002-09-25 - wherein I expose my vicious side
2002-09-24 - pet psychic
2002-09-23 - dirty house, warm heart
2002-09-20 - I think he's serving under Captain Morgan
2002-09-19 - Survivor Satay
2002-09-18 - the puppy I love
2002-09-17 - the Dutch Baby
2002-09-13 - my funny sandwich
2002-09-12 - a return to wild sage
2002-09-11 - the crickets are chirping
2002-09-10 - I'm in dutch
2002-09-09 - it's Alive
2002-09-06 - thank you
2002-09-05 - say it with me, "I hate doctors!"
2002-09-03 - it's the fever talking...again
2002-09-02 - throat hemmorhage
2002-08-31 - The Commandant
2002-08-30 - I wish we owned some Velveeta
2002-08-30 - catch-up entry
2002-08-28 - heard of them, haven't heard of them--what's the difference?
2002-08-27 - we had some good times, but people change
2002-08-26 - maybe if the baby was fired from a cannon...
2002-08-24 - the water rationing gets personal
2002-08-23 - wolverine: unacceptable rhyme
2002-08-22 - calf scratch fever
2002-08-21 - my life is so hard
2002-08-21 - Freebird!!
2002-08-20 - Metrogel? Non!!
2002-08-20 - Super Ominous Water Rationing
2002-08-19 - my uncle, the Pope
2002-08-19 - two shoes that passed in the night
2002-08-15 - President Powell?
2002-08-14 - Huggy Bear's big day
2002-08-13 - a hostile outburst
2002-08-12 - go and look at the callipygian
2002-08-09 - he's so stupid
2002-08-08 - soon we will need stillsuits
2002-08-07 - charming baby
2002-08-05 - my left hand is in danger
2002-08-02 - it boggles the mind
2002-08-01 - he's fleein' the interview!
2002-07-31 - someday I will have raisins for ovaries
2002-07-30 - prize-winning bad haircut
2002-07-29 - what'd he say when I said what'd he say?
2002-07-28 - it may be long, but it's not very exciting
2002-07-25 - hot and bothered so early in the day
2002-07-24 - true story
2002-07-23 - You can call him Sabrina
2002-07-22 - lightning bolts are threatening
2002-07-19 - Princess GlitterFoot
2002-07-18 - it's shaping up to be a good night
2002-07-18 - drawing a blank
2002-07-17 - dare I try for insouciance?
2002-07-16 - not exactly a festival here
2002-07-12 - a fine drunk Friday evening
2002-07-11 - Toby gives me the feelings
2002-07-11 - get nekkid!
2002-07-10 - something to think about
2002-07-10 - this shell's for you, Kyle
2002-07-09 - I have turned into a redneck
2002-07-05 - a contortionist....ANYthing
2002-07-03 - If only I was a burglar
2002-07-02 - an attempt at brevity
2002-07-01 - warning--one gross thing included
2002-06-28 - where has the magic gone?
2002-06-27 - keeping secrets from her own sister?
2002-06-26 - Very Important Sausage Warning
2002-06-25 - I'm sporting a sexy new Italian virus
2002-06-06 - Ms. Doolittle
2002-06-05 - passport? check. ticket? check. mental outlook? buh?
2002-05-31 - Locusts, Universe? You have gone too far this time.
2002-05-30 - it's official: he told me so
2002-05-29 - that pink parasol joke Killed in dreamland
2002-05-28 - the good, the bad, and the ugly
2002-05-24 - 22 ounce Zen
2002-05-24 - honk honk
2002-05-23 - red-nosed but sober
2002-05-22 - the Most painful throat
2002-05-20 - washrag throat detected
2002-05-20 - double crossing bible thumpers
2002-05-19 - pain for his birthday
2002-05-17 - one small letter can sure change the context
2002-05-17 - is it a neck or is it a tree trunk?
2002-05-16 - ever so callipygian
2002-05-15 - the rabbi was all hands
2002-05-14 - the bride wore Limited Too
2002-05-13 - people, he called me MOM
2002-05-10 - an attempt at cute
2002-05-09 - diaryring for people like ME
2002-05-09 - what is that thing Called, anyway?
2002-05-08 - everyone's a comedian
2002-05-07 - steal a pie, work the roads
2002-05-06 - If you have poor taste, have I got a scarf for you!
2002-05-03 - freak arm hair
2002-05-02 - ...and Bill the cat, as "Old One Eye"
2002-04-30 - Frontier House = Good : I feel an obsession coming on
2002-04-29 - bespectacled yet again
2002-04-26 - devil gnomes
2002-04-25 - non-alien probing
2002-04-24 - interesting mixer, Sharon
2002-04-22 - new underpants
2002-04-19 - be afraid Ms. _____; be very afraid
2002-04-18 - it burned without me?
2002-04-17 - Good Cup/Bad Cup
2002-04-16 - not my best entry
2002-04-15 - I'll wait until there's a shooting
2002-04-12 - Boston Rob = The Prince?
2002-04-11 - in search of a hammock
2002-04-10 - powder-fresh commando
2002-04-09 - creative cat crap
2002-04-08 - and the award goes to....green apple martinis!
2002-04-05 - unable to slack
2002-04-04 - you got your pissy in my competent
2002-04-03 - up to my ass in lawyers
2002-04-02 - allergy throat!
2002-03-29 - she sprayed the vet
2002-03-29 - Juan Valdez on a treadmill
2002-03-28 - Cooter, where are you?
2002-03-27 - my better half is heading home
2002-03-25 - got a fever, and Pringles have nothing to do with it
2002-03-22 - Mockahoochi Madness
2002-03-21 - g4...Bingo!
2002-03-20 - weekend update
2002-03-19 - so many bad words clamoring to get out
2002-03-14 - hiatus, schmiatus
2002-03-13 - is she talking about a hernia?
2002-03-12 - blindsided
2002-03-08 - 'The Osbornes' rocks my world
2002-03-07 - Camp Lord O'The Flies
2002-03-06 - Divot!
2002-03-05 - mmm...pointy
2002-03-04 - nesting for some reason
2002-03-01 - he's heading into the perfect storm
2002-02-28 - nasty boy picture
2002-02-27 - Robby Benson, whereforart thou?
2002-02-26 - she's not bitter...okay, well, maybe a little
2002-02-25 - oh happy day
2002-02-22 - they are so. bitchin.
2002-02-21 - R.I.P. welders of the world
2002-02-20 - ...but Jack Black talked him down
2002-02-19 - who knows what brilliance has eluded me?
2002-02-18 - beer, mall, briefcase, Tetris
2002-02-15 - the sex balls that weren't
2002-02-15 - it went down smooth
2002-02-14 - shove the chocolate right in my face, why don't you?
2002-02-13 - yes ma'am, they sure are
2002-02-12 - super calloused fragile mystic hexed by hallitosis
- the World's Worst Cold is visiting my house
2002-02-05 - sudden burst of domestic activity
2002-02-04 - mmm..slabs of raw fish...
2002-02-01 - I'm Genevieve today!
2002-01-31 - is that....Quiet Riot?
2002-01-30 - ...cause you are the magnet--I am steel!
2002-01-30 - dark sheep of the Bush family
- lead on, you stupid junkie-whore
2002-01-28 - the cardboard chronicles
2002-01-25 - you men and your metabolism
2002-01-24 - run for your life, Bill Phillips!
2002-01-23 - Yul Brynner was one sexy mofo
2002-01-22 - tiny little meals
2002-01-18 - Olly Olly Oxenfree!
2002-01-17 - new attitude, new pocketbook
2002-01-16 - oh my god, I'm an optimist!
2002-01-15 - the Legolas bookmark that got away
2002-01-14 - the notebook is in La Jolla
2002-01-11 - I cried me a river
2002-01-10 - grody body parts
2002-01-09 - the eGrip 2000
2002-01-08 - pointy, pointy toilet paper
2002-01-07 - Queen of Tetris
2002-01-07 - skeletor
2002-01-06 - hunka hunka burning elf
2002-01-04 - don't eat it if it's yellow
2002-01-02 - Seattle, part one
2001-12-19 - she's off!
2001-12-18 - I have a cunning plan...
2001-12-17 - Tetris fever
2001-12-14 - I would be a social butterfly if I cleaned up my language
2001-12-13 - Electric Slide classes
2001-12-12 - Ebola is legging it for Congo
2001-12-11 - crabby-ass headachy person
2001-12-10 - The Blanket is all-consuming
2001-12-07 - premature weekendanation
2001-12-06 - a Nutella junkie
2001-12-05 - Tenacious D is the greatest rock band of all time!
2001-12-04 - rushing to the doctor
2001-12-03 - Hold me closer, Tony Danza
2001-11-30 - fucking knitting
2001-11-29 - Saint Tattoobelly
2001-11-29 - you can call me Rev
2001-11-27 - bad dreams and rumballs
2001-11-26 - five day weekend
2001-11-20 - let's talk turkey
2001-11-19 - I'm SUperwoman!
2001-11-15 - Ritz Cracker Casserole
2001-11-15 - a little boy and a cat
2001-11-14 - ooh....fuzzy.....
2001-11-14 - tomorrow is today
2001-11-13 - oh Goody
2001-11-12 - AbFab Rehab
2001-11-09 - fresh doctor
2001-11-08 - sick-ish day
2001-11-06 - health, or lack thereof
2001-11-06 - girl with face of dog
2001-11-05 - so young and yet so annoying
2001-11-02 - Crazy Linda
2001-11-01 - kitties on the rampage
2001-10-31 - candy day
2001-10-30 - It's a girl!!
2001-10-29 - freak pants
2001-10-26 - checking it twice
2001-10-25 - L'Idiot Box
2001-10-24 - oy, the wiping!
2001-10-23 - Dig me
2001-10-23 - the Uncle Jessy conundrum
2001-10-22 - there were tires popping everywhere
2001-10-19 - chug! chug! chug!
2001-10-18 - soft as rose petals?
2001-10-17 - weak as a kitten
2001-10-16 - bacon thumb
2001-10-15 - Entry so choppy
2001-10-12 - my songwriting debut
2001-10-11 - I'm betting it's a hoax
2001-10-10 - Sick and Sad
2001-10-09 - she's a Scratchian
2001-10-08 - the serious and the trivial
2001-10-05 - Presidential Emmys
2001-10-04 - I like rye bread
2001-10-03 - hobbled by heels
2001-10-02 - tattoo facilitator
2001-10-01 - I calls it like I sees it
2001-09-28 - potential future dog-napper
2001-09-27 - the pants quest fizzled
2001-09-26 - sausage legs
2001-09-25 - feeling a little disliked
2001-09-24 - MmrrrrraaaAAAAOOOOOOOooooowwwww!!!
2001-09-21 - I Was Wrong
2001-09-20 - so jealous of Vex
2001-09-19 - I swear it was Que Bueno
2001-09-18 - Mommy, what are those turtles doing?
2001-09-14 - nothing profound
2001-09-13 - he thinks he knows everything
2001-09-12 - hubris
2001-09-10 - green apple living room
2001-09-07 - and she keeps them pearly white
2001-09-06 - here's the punchline
2001-09-05 - grocery shopping with tattoobelly
2001-09-04 - do I smell caramel apples?
2001-08-31 - shirtless and loving it
2001-08-30 - first sentence profanity
2001-08-29 - it may have been small, but it was dingy
2001-08-28 - corndog dinner
2001-08-27 - unhappy brain and body
2001-08-24 - I love this station
2001-08-24 - honey, we can't afford rice krispies
2001-08-23 - don't bother with the Evil Eye--I'm protected
2001-08-22 - the prodigal returns and she is SO not sorry
2001-08-20 - a slow...brain...thing
2001-08-17 - seems like moles are running EVerything nowadays
2001-08-16 - woojyness and the potential causes
2001-08-15 - chick tract fever, nuh nuh nuh NUH
2001-08-15 - the spark rocks
2001-08-14 - the idiot's guide to origami
2001-08-13 - well, little missy, what you got here is a weekend
2001-08-09 - a juicy zeppelin
2001-08-09 - Cruller Economics
2001-08-08 - if your soul is singing, keep it to yourself
2001-08-07 - Tits of crispitude
2001-08-06 - I need to stop dreaming
2001-08-03 - __tile __skinnydip (check one)
2001-08-02 - never very good at algebra
2001-08-01 - six main points
2001-07-31 - It's all about the nudity
2001-07-31 - Francisco's Mystery Mansion Tale
2001-07-27 - Weasels? Tattoobelly's hitting the sauce again.
2001-07-26 - mountains of fiber
2001-07-25 - don't be alarmed, it's still me
2001-07-24 - less talky, more scrapey
2001-07-23 - should I fear the rice cooker? I think not.
2001-07-23 - Real World Paduka?
2001-07-20 - wow, is that my Face?!
2001-07-19 - oh wait, I forgot to include cat burglar
2001-07-18 - conned by Takeshi Kaga
2001-07-17 - small milestone
2001-07-16 - Young Bingo
2001-07-12 - snowball
2001-07-11 - countdown to cotton wad
2001-07-10 - The 2001 Eyeglass Squintacular
2001-07-09 - a potent stench
2001-07-09 - the worst and the best
2001-07-06 - it's all in the mix
2001-07-06 - I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
2001-07-05 - feeling very catty
2001-07-05 - obscure geographic references
2001-07-03 - all about the mens
2001-07-02 - the sunglasses were just the ticket
2001-06-29 - Watered: Dead or Alive?
2001-06-28 - second installment
2001-06-28 - ...and besides, it would pack a wallop
2001-06-27 - to pierce or not to pierce
2001-06-26 - jelly brain
2001-06-25 - logey
2001-06-22 - hypnotic circular motion
2001-06-22 - this kind of shit happens way too often
2001-06-21 - the fireballs have been altered
2001-06-20 - champagne wishes and chicken bone dreams
2001-06-19 - beaucoup jiggle factor
2001-06-18 - sybil? is that you?
2001-06-15 - half the update it used to be
2001-06-14 - Dr. Wendy Simpson
2001-06-13 - I've got your Rubenesque right here
2001-06-13 - South African Freaks
2001-06-12 - The Tribe Has Spoken
2001-06-11 - Feet of loveliness
2001-06-07 - she is so unladylike
2001-06-06 - tattoobelly swallowed something crazy again
2001-06-05 - I washed my lips; I washed them and washed them.
2001-06-04 - He'd be an excellent Kaga
2001-06-04 - lifesaving measures
2001-06-01 - one Diet Mountain Dew short of a case
2001-05-31 - Simply Chaps Man
2001-05-31 - ixnay on the illsburypay oughboyday
2001-05-31 - and yet I still went to the gym this morning
2001-05-30 - deforestation project
2001-05-30 - smell the glove
2001-05-29 - don't bother to make plans
2001-05-25 - kinder, gentler fortune cookie?
2001-05-24 - I'm guessing it's not related to Phillips
2001-05-24 - I hope we're not warping him
2001-05-23 - Vague haunting mass appeal
2001-05-22 - have to pee and can't think up a good title
2001-05-21 - brain cloud
2001-05-18 - Feeling a little winey
2001-05-17 - Cristina needs a burrito
2001-05-16 - motion-sensing hilarity
2001-05-15 - Hubcap diamond star halo
2001-05-14 - A mixed bag of a weekend
2001-05-11 - why I oughta
2001-05-11 - newness factor already in effect
2001-05-11 - Does this make me a conspiracy theorist?
2001-05-10 - but what about the CHILdren?!!
2001-05-09 - death by tyler
2001-05-09 - that cantaloupe is not rotten enough
2001-05-08 - psychotic creep
2001-05-07 - Is that Real plastic?
2001-05-07 - my bum is on the chair
2001-05-04 - I'm not quite dead
2001-05-01 - Listless hurty-mouthed crab
2001-04-30 - La agua caliente es MUY caliente.
2001-04-27 - tattoobelly holds forth
2001-04-26 - Little presents to myself
2001-04-25 - Is that a holster or are you just glad to see me?
2001-04-24 - Big snakes would be too filling
2001-04-23 - Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....the Skipsations!!
2001-04-21 - The rabbit debacle
2001-04-20 - Liver, yes; but in what sense pudding?
2001-04-19 - Would you choose water over wine? Hold the wheel and drive.
2001-04-18 - Probably not investment bankers
2001-04-18 - Tsunami? No problem.
2001-04-17 - When I die I want to be pearled
2001-04-17 - Flush or Won't Flush?
2001-04-16 - Mmmm...plastic grass...
2001-04-16 - Marrow
2001-04-13 - PS Forgot to talk Survivor!
2001-04-13 - "Good" Friday my ass
2001-04-12 - Link update/cookie recommendation
2001-04-12 - Mystery Link
2001-04-12 - Overheard near the Little Debbies
2001-04-11 - Ever so figgy
2001-04-10 - It's all about Catiecake
2001-04-10 - Creepy even when dancing
2001-04-09 - I am a lazy, lazy woman
2001-04-06 - Note the "i" dotted with a heart...
2001-04-06 - Pissypants
2001-04-05 - Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
2001-04-05 - I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
2001-04-04 - For posteriority
2001-04-04 - I'm a superfreak, superfreak!
2001-04-03 - Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack
2001-04-02 - Medusa
2001-03-30 - O-possum!
2001-03-29 - Shock the monkey
2001-03-28 - The Hair-Removal Clan
2001-03-26 - Statuettes
2001-03-23 - Psst! Please pass the little smokies!
2001-03-22 - Stomach...churning...
2001-03-21 - I Am A Total Dufus
2001-02-20 - How could I be so blind?
Monday, March 19, 2001 - Fat-loving whore
2001-03-19 - Dude, where's my car?
2001-03-16 - Tattoobelly invents yet another cheesy stage show
2001-03-15 - Oh no not I....I will survive...
2001-03-15 - Survivor and...yeah, pretty much just Survivor
2001-03-14 - I know I said I wasn't going to do it but I was wrong
2001-03-14 - Drama chimp
2001-03-13 - The youngest one in curls
2001-03-13 - My mother, the Vice President?
2001-03-12 - Shitting grackels and my psychic powers
2001-03-12 - So.....hungry...
2001-03-09 - Getcher redhot advice here!
2001-03-09 - Leave it to cleaver
2001-03-08 - Maybe the dingo ate your baby
2001-03-08 - Repulsive baby
2001-03-07 - Special Bonus Entry
2001-03-07 - None shall pass
2001-03-06 - Suck-packed oranges
2001-03-06 - Fire?
2001-03-05 - AlooooHA!
2001-03-02 - Flap-Flap pants
2001-03-02 - Oh my God! Doritos and Mountain Dew!
2001-03-01 - Midget stewardess
2001-02-28 - Bob: Free to good home
2001-02-28 - Oprah books and a side of meat juice
2001-02-27 - yeah that's it! make love to the camera...
2001-02-26 - Easter is coming; the goose is getting fat
2001-02-22 - Shocking the fundamentalists
2001-02-20 - Hot Cat on Pluto action, pomposity, Benicio Del Toro
2001-02-16 - Survivor, Planet of the Apes
2001-02-15 - Remorse, Valentine's Day, high school trauma
2001-02-13 - Umbilical cord, Starfleet
2001-02-12 - Entry entirely dedicated to Greg M., one of the nicest guys I've ever known
2001-02-09 - orange soda and various
2001-02-07 - Again with the Ebola, nipple-biting felines.
2001-02-05 - Apeshit
2001-02-02 - Ebola; the evil Jerri; I'm apparently a man
2001-02-01 - The Krofft brothers, reverse reincarnation, a few good ideas
2001-01-31 - Puffy Big-Headed Rampaging PMS Attitude Neck Bitch
2001-01-26 - Mary Chen, strange candy bar packaging
2001-01-25 - medicinal shrine, Stephen Colbert, federal bloodsuckers
2001-01-23 - crack piece and asthmatic Esther
2001-01-19 - Tattoos and The Episode In Which My Bitter Streak Is Introduced
2001-01-18 - Lima beans, squirrel fights, and musical ramblings
2001-01-17 - Backstory, effeminate heads