an open letter
Dear Scoop Away "fresh scent" cat litter,
I hate your GUTS. Your horrible, perfumey smell spreads throughout the house and aggravates my sinuses. Everything smells like you, including my poor cats. I cannot believe Francisco bought you again after I complained so bitterly about you a few years ago, but buy you he did. He will not make that mistake again--I shall see to it--and indeed, already you have been replaced by something far less noxious. What we will do with the vast leftovers of you, I do not know, but you will be leaving my house asap.
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